Privacy Policy

Good news: this page keeps no secrets about you — because it collects none. 🫶

Cookies

Zero. None. Not a single crumb. The only thing getting tied up here is you — not your browser. This page sets no cookies and stores nothing on your device.

Tracking & Analytics

No analytics, no trackers, no pixels watching you. I like my subs obedient, not surveilled. Your visit is your business — what happens on this page stays on this page.

Personal Data

This is a simple static page. No accounts, no forms, no data collection. I don't know who you are, and I won't — unless you come introduce yourself like a good boy or girl.

External Links

The buttons on this page lead to third-party sites (like FetLife and Throne). Once you click away, their rules apply — including their own privacy policies and cookies. I can't discipline them for you, so read their policies if you're curious.

Hosting

This page is served by a hosting provider that may keep standard technical server logs (IP address, browser type, date/time) for security and operational purposes. Nothing personal is done with them.